I was searching through my old documents one day and came across a random Word.doc titled “Top 10.”  Without editing it or anything of the sort, I will post them here for you. This is purely for your amusement. I’ve even added a new bonus list.

Enjoy In Joy,

Corey:

The List
10. Natasha Bedingfield
9. Delta Goodrem
8. Christina Milian
7. Julianne Hough
6. Charlize Theron
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Kristin Bell
3. Kate Beckinsale
2. Samarie Armstrong (Anna from “The O.C.”)
1. Sarah Chalke

Reasons I love Justin Timberlake
10. He is a multifaceted talent- Sings, dances and acts… with some comedy as well
9. He is darn good looking
8. He is never the center of “foul” media controversy (see #2)
7. The little head flip and snicker he did in the “Bye Bye Bye” music video
6. Any enemy of Kanye West is a friend of mine
5. The beat-box at the end of “Pop” and “Rock Your Body”
4. He’s the master of adjusting to the decade. Just compare him to his 1998 pics.
3. He is a man singing about man emotions. Give it a listen with your heart
2. Super Bowl XXXVIII
1. Everything he did at the ESPYs solidified his place in my heart

Favorite Artificial Flavoring
10. Banana
9. Green Mint
8. Butterscotch
7. Root Beer
6. Butter Pecan
5. Watermelon
4. Blue Raspberry
3. Blueberry
2. Pink Lemonade
1. Strawberry

Songs that should be banned for acting as steroids
10. “‘Till I Collapse” – Eminem
9. “Tell Me (PAC)” – Story of the Year
8. “Artist in the Ambulance” – Thrice
7. “Famous Last Words” – My Chemical Romance
6. “No Roads Left” – Linkin Park
5. “The First of Me” – Hoobastank
4. “Bet On It” – Zac Efron
3. “Unforgiven II/ III” – Metallica
2. “Beezelboss (the Final Showdown)” – Tenacious D
1. “See You Again” – Miley Cyrus

BONUS

Cartoon theme songs
10. “Tiny Toon Adventures”
9. “Animaniacs”
8. “Tale Spin”
7. “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
6. “Batman: The Animated Series”
5. “Pokemon” – “Gotta Catcth ‘em All”
4. “Sonic the Hedgehog” – “The Fastest Thing Alive”
3. “Duck Tales”
2. “Darkwing Duck”
1. “Chip’n’Dale Rescue Rangers