A Bystander’s Guide to True Blood’s Season 6 Finale

The condition for my watching True Blood this season was simple: Silence. So I told my fiance that I deserve a second watching session so that I could iterate my musings about the bewilderment of this program. You can’t NOT react when Eric rips off a mans genitalia and the camera proceeds to do aContinue reading “A Bystander’s Guide to True Blood’s Season 6 Finale”

The joys of Arkham City

“Batman: Arkham City” Developed by Rocksteady Studios Rated “T” — EDIT: I am 100 percent done with the game, and have completed all achievements. I could add to this all day because of all the daily traffic, but there is so much to cover. So if you need specific help, I’d be happy to help.Continue reading “The joys of Arkham City”

“Arkham City” will make “Dark Knight Rises” Bat-moot

If “The Dark Knight” is the greatest superhero movie ever made, then “Batman: Arkham Asylum” is the greatest superhero video game ever made. Both have sequels in the works, with “The Dark Knight Rises” to be released summer 2012 and “Batman: Arkham City” coming out next month. As of right now, I couldn’t care lessContinue reading ““Arkham City” will make “Dark Knight Rises” Bat-moot”

Tim Tebow and the Hall of Fame Dimension

My Madden 11 purpose is served. Tim Tebow is in the Hall of Fame. On the eve of Madden 12, I can honestly say that my year-long task of getting my left-handed, twinkle-toe Tebow to the HOF is my most satisfying accomplishment in any sports video game. A taste of what could actually be orContinue reading “Tim Tebow and the Hall of Fame Dimension”

Lost inside The Room

This is the greatest conversation I have ever had via text: “Have you ever seen the room?” my friend sent me. “Are you talking about like the worst movie ever made?” I replied. “Yeah…” I had heard of its legend before. I had a fiction writing professor that said it went against everything a goodContinue reading “Lost inside The Room”

Sports, Dirk and the Pursuit of Happiness

I have watched sports for approximately 5,530 hours of my life. I have experienced true happiness in five of them. That is an awful ratio. I thought of quitting plenty of times. “Why do I watch sports again?” I always asked myself. It was an honest question. I invested so much time and emotion intoContinue reading “Sports, Dirk and the Pursuit of Happiness”